Scrambled

How to make scrambled eggs

This is what i do

Take a non stick pan

And place it on the hob

Switch it on gently

Give it time to warm.

Take and egg and crack it

In a mug of course

Ground some pepper coarsely

Then beat it very hard

Beat it quickly make some bubbles

Beat it once again.

Slowly pour the egg

Into the warming pan.

Stir it slowly very gently

Move it round and round

Watch it turn from liquid

Into pale yellow forms

Keep it moving in the pan

Please don’t let it stick

Within a couple of minutes

The liquids changed its form

Its lovely scrambled egg

Just waiting to be eaten

Take it off the heat

Tip the egg into a bowl

Ready to eat with relish

Or just plain scrambled egg

Enjoy, indulge and remember

This is how i like my eggs.

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Two chips honest

It was an ordinary day

I was being good

Scrambled egg for breakfast

and a salad for my lunch

A fatal thing happened

He went and ruined it all

He wafted chips under my nose

funny how you can go off people

did he share you asked

he was trying to force me

did I resist wildly

absolutely I did

did they taste amazing

they might well have done

I only had a little taste

Two chips honest

just a little sin

Dogs Life

many dogs with stick

It’s time for a walk

My dog and me

Boots on

Wagging tail

Shooting out of the door

As fast as a bullet

.

Barks of delight

At the grass and the wind

Playmates arrive

Sticks in mouths

Friend growling

Running in circles

.

All three join in

Running round together

One stick in three mouths

Almost joined at the hip

No one dare bark

For fear of losing the stick

.

Game now over

Happy and slow

Home for breakfast

Exhaustion sets in

Flops on his bed

It’s a dogs life.