My dog Jake

My dog

My dog jake
Is a jake dog
Ball catcher
Cat chaser
Sun sleeper
Lap sitter
Wave biter
Spider sniffer
Stick chewer
Tail whipper
Ice cream licker
Sock burier
Water lapper
Seal swimmer
Rabbit fetcher
My dog jake
Is a jake dog

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Temporary Tattoo

The temporary tattoo was a thing in my past

The excitement of having a picture on my arm

and then school came and they had to come off

Oh the arguments for keeping them on

 

The soap didn’t work nor did the bubbles in the bath

but the magic flannel did it every time

the snake on my arm, just wanted to stay,

No, said mum he must slither off

 

A small rub and his tummy rubbed right off

Then his eyes and his little forked tongue

Then slowly the tail every last dot

The tattoo was finally gone

 

Not to worry I thought I wont be sad

underneath the bed is a bubblegum packet

inside is another tattoo to be worn

I’ll put it on when no one is looking!